Now That We’ve Discussed Amazon Décor Heroes… Let’s Talk About Me.
Because honestly, after curating chic décor for the masses, it’s time to focus on my favorite topic: the things I bought for myself.
I am, after all, the best gift-giver… to me.
And fortunately, I am also an excellent recipient. It’s as if the universe simply knows what I want and places it lovingly on sale.
First up: the mothership.
The product line that never — and I mean never — goes on sale. I’ve been using it since 2004 because it does its job and frankly doesn’t need to humble itself with discount culture. But today? Our girl is on sale. And yes, I bought her in multiples like a responsible adult. (Always pandemic-ready)
Then we have my three Goop ride-or-dies:
At nearly 50, these should honestly be covered under my health insurance.
I also felt an inexplicable yet spiritually justified need to upgrade my Dyson Airwrap to the new ID AirDrop.
And why, you ask?
Laziness. Sophisticated laziness.
There’s a brilliant app that heats your hair to the exact perfect temperature and then cools it to lock in the style. If the universe hands me an easier road, who am I to decline?
The downside: me… and the app. But we will get through it. Eventually. Possibly.
Other little sussies I noticed on sale while minding my own business:
- My Dr. Dennis Gross LED mask (the one my children say makes me look like I’m auditioning for a Halloween reboot—possibly motivating me to use it more)
- A dupe of my spendy makeup washcloths — essential for protecting my white towels, especially with a teenage daughter floating around
- My favorite lip-plumping serum, because at 48-ish, everything appreciates a gentle boost
- A cozy robe, similar to my beloved Matouk one but less expensive — and truly, no human has ever said, “I own too many robes.”
- The Milk Hydro Grip Primer, which my makeup thanks me for daily
All my little favorites.
All on sale.
All gently whispering, “You deserve this.”
It’s like giving yourself a gift… and let’s be honest, considerably less guilt-inducing than those three extra slices of pie we absolutely ate on Thanksgiving.
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